i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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