If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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