WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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