Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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