Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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