did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Bring me that man meat
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
