is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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