honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am naked and annoyed.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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