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(310): View more from California

first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes

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(434): View more from Virginia

I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.

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(425): View more from Washington

Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.

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(847): View more from Illinois

stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You need a sexual gate keeper

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations

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(407): View more from Florida

Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?

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