I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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