Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
