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say what?
wanna hang out?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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