Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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