I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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