Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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