I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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