at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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