i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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