You're completely useless in the revolution.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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