so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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