THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she peed on how many people?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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