cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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