Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
