He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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