I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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