Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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