Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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