we have officially lost it.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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