Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize