Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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