I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The power of my boobs compel you
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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