Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Barsexuality is the new black.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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