The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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