The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize