it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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