R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
why is half of my head shaved?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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