so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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