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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I need moral support for this bender
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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