Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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