So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
