Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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