erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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