So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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