Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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