so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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