question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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