I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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