Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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