Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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