Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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