when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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