Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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