normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's blow job season.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
