So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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