what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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