I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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