It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
